Going to Alabama

Well, that's what mom thinks anyway.

Yesterday she called my step mom, which is strange on more than one level.  a) she cant use a phone so I figure she managed to hit redial or call back.  b) she's never liked my step mom, so I imagine that was as a strange conversation period.

She told me that my step mom called her - not true.  Step mom says mom called and asked her where she was, and then thanks for calling.  This disease is so strange.

I didn't think much more about that, stuff like this is "normal" these days.

Until this morning.....

Mom: I told Denesha not at clubhouse Alabama.

Translation:  I told the van driver that I wouldnt be going to clubhouse because I'm going to Alabama

Me: Why? Where did you get that idea?

Mom: We arent going to Betty Mae (mom's sister)

Me: No, the kids have school.

Mom: Oh.

The only thing I can figure is mom thought we were going to Alabama because my oldest was talking about going to Alabama on her field trip next week.  The 5th grade is going to Birmingham and she is very excited.

Oh boy.

So the kids are getting ready for school and at 630 she tells me: Can you get me to clubhouse.

Me: not at 630 in the morning.  We'll fix it.

*sigh*

Lord, bring an answer and solution with quickness!